Population | 2.511 billion |
Capital | Military astridan center |
Leader | Commissar vise Roy |
Faith | God empire |
Currency | Coins |
Animal | Tiger |
The Empire of Military astriads is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commissar vise Roy with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.511 billion Military astriadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military astridan center. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Military astriadsian economy, worth 305 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,533 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Military astriads' is a smash hit, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Military astriads's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God empire.
Military astriads is ranked 20,600th in the world and 1,157th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Military astriads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens, Largest Trout Fishing Sector, Longest Average Lifespans, and Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, the nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned.
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
- : Military astriads voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Military astriads voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Military astriads' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, news headlines suggest that Commissar vise Roy has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Military astriads, every week is blindness awareness week.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 38 » The Gelseen Hegemony, Juba, Iron Alliance, Literian, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Auralon, Xalivstonia, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Darkium, Caravelia, Guiness Freaks, Debussy, Caellip Major, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Oppalli, Cyrilla, Saturns Edge, Wang Yao, Silver Minner, The United Anglo-sphere, Dhan, Narwhalsgomoo, Nova Zemlya, Praenestia, Potted Plants United, Svobodala, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Port Flynt, Aaecilia, United Beltonia, Marcellinople, General Mike, TypoTech, Dragomirescu, Leonism, and Svidenia Equatorial.